“Each of You Needs to Be Willing To Die. Anything Less, and You’re Already Dead.”
What’s a launch trailer that doesn’t launch on a game’s launch day? It’s still a launch trailer, apparently. We just have to get past the weekend hump (and that sonavabitch Monday) until the final act of the Mass Effect trilogy is ours to command.
As you’re whiling away the five-hundred years it’ll take to get to Tuesday, keep your eyes posted on The Red Herb. I’ll be holding a contest where you’ll get to nab free Mass Effect 3 t-shirts that, when worn, gives others the impression that you definitely wasted vacation time on this game.