Full Lego Jurassic World Trailer Proves the Joy in My Heart is...

Full Lego Jurassic World Trailer Proves the Joy in My Heart is Not Extinct

Let me pull you ‘90′s kids away from your soul-searing, low-paying day-to-day’s that could give a shit that you put yourself into debt in your early twenties for a degree worth as much as its literal weight.

Forget the burden for a sec — which is twice as long as you may be used to — because you’re gonna smile. Watch this trailer and just try — try — to prevent that crease at the corner of your mouth from becoming a full-on, shit-eating grin. I know I couldn’t. Maybe it’s because, as a kid, I could name every dinosaur in every dinosaur book I owned without skipping a beat. Maybe it’s because I watched the first two Jurassic Park films so goddamned much that my VHS copies were on the verge of crumbling. 

Or maybe it’s because the sight of a Lego Jeff Goldblum tickles me in a deep, completely non-sexual recess of my mind.


(Oh, shit. Maybe it’s not as non-sexual as I thought…)

Anyway, as a twenty-five year old man with a life full of burden, stress, and bills that enjoy body slamming me at once like a match of Hell in a Cell with more paper cuts, I’m totally unashamed to admit I’m going to spend every minute possible Platinuming the shit outta Lego Jurassic World.

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