Mega Bloks is Releasing a Tiny Goddamn Nuketown!
It’s a tiny goddamn Nuketown! The infamous map originally debuted in 2010’s Call of Duty: Black Ops (aka The Last Pretty Decent One aka THE NUMBERS, MASON).
I don’t think Treyarch knew the sort of fire they’d be sparking when first coding the greatest small map since CoD4’s “Shipment,” but Nuketown’s popularity was such that the studio had to alter Black Ops’ multiplayer map voting process because people would play an endless fucking loop of Nuketown and ignore every other map on disc. It was a magical launch. You’d either get a kill in 0.005 seconds from spawning or be killed in the same span of time. Magical.
Responding to our chagrin, Treyarch would periodically open up a “Nuketown 24/7” playlist to sate our masochistic need for instantaneous kills. Now, Mega Bloks wants to squeeze Nuketown into your home 24/7; forever.