Grave Gamer News & Views — the red herb

The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway!  They’re the 74th Most Popular Clearance-Priced Item on the Citadel, Guaranteed!

Courtesy of the humble folks over at Play N Trade Oviedo, I’ve come into possession of two swanky official Mass Effect 3 T-Shirts that, through the intervention of the fates, can now be yours for the price of nothing.  The shirts only come in XL, so unless you’re a big Mass Effect fan, Shepard’s face may have to investigate a distress call from your dryer (note: it’s a suicide mission, the shirts are pre-shrunk).

All you have to do is reblog this post before 11:59 P.M. on March 5th – the eve of O Holy Shepard’s return – and winners will be randomly selected, messaged, and geared up with the finest free XL t-shirt no money can buy you.

(In the event a winner is not selected, shirts will be shot into the cold of space.)

UPDATE: Yes, you must be a U.S. resident in order to participate.  There are some things that go without saying and I lacked the intelligence to gather that this is not one of those things.